![]() Home - UC Small Farm Program. Four CA Regional Agritourism Summits in February & March. The University of California Small Farm Program and UC Cooperative Extension advisors in four California regions are working with local partners to organize Regional Agritourism Summits for everyone involved in California agritourism. The Summits will be occasions for farmers, ranchers, county planners, the tourism community and others involved to share, learn, and plan together. Regional Agritourism Summits 2. Agritourism operators, tourism professionals, county, city and state staff and officials, community organizations, agricultural organizations, tour organizers and all others who are connected to California agritourism are invited to join the conversations. Summits will be held in Davis, Petaluma, Modesto and Riverside. Presentations and discussion topics will include county regulations; marketing plans; social media and event organizing training sessions; itinerary development; liability; financing ideas foragritourism development; and more. Each summit was planned by a local team to best reflect the needs of the region, so each will be unique. Each summit will be a participatory, all- day session with lunch provided. Participants are invited to bring marketing and organizational information to display and share. To register and learn more, please visit http: //ucanr. UC Small Farm Program Agritourism Coordinator Penny Leff, 5. USDA Announces Streamlined Guaranteed Loans and Additional Lender Category for Small- Scale Operators. USDA recently announced the availability of a streamlined version of USDA guaranteed loans, which are tailored for smaller scale farms and urban producers. The program, called EZ Guarantee Loans, uses a simplified application process to help beginning, small, underserved and family farmers and ranchers apply for loans of up to $1. USDA- approved lenders to purchase farmland or finance agricultural operations. USDA also unveiled a new category of lenders that will join traditional lenders, such as banks and credit unions, in offering USDA EZ Guarantee Loans.. Plotter Paper for Wide Format Inkjet. 20lb Inkjet CAD Bond 36 x 150 Foot Roll - 4 Roll Carton - FREE SHIPPING. Two great boats to choose from. All Ofishal Business charters are run out of a two boat fleet. Each boat is designed to maximize your opportunities to catch fish, and. The 9 Worst Roommates You Will Ever Have. A good roommate can be a great way to keep you company and help split the cost of rent. A bad roommate, on the other hand, is like a case of AIDS. He or she can take away your freedom, independence and ultimately, your will to live, until you are a shell of the person you once were. Here are the nine worst. The Deadbeat. The first of every month this guy is like a broken record, . So I don’t, like, have any money for, ya know, rent. But somehow his total lack of cash doesn’t stop him from going out four nights a week, while you’re stuck eating Ramen noodles and dryer lint just to make ends meet. And whenever you try to explain to him that you can’t always pay for his share, he gets offended, takes a communist stance, and says that if you were in the same position, he would totally help you out. But, unfortunately, Arby’s doesn’t plan to double his $1. The Food Stealer We’ve all taken food that didn’t belong to us at some point, but the Food Stealer is on an entirely different level. It’s as if they spent years in an early twentieth century orphanage, learning grifting and slight of hand techniques. Questions and Answers from the Community. You can find excuses starting with each letter of the alphabet here!![]() If you ever happen to leave any of your food in a common area like “the fridge,” they’ll immediately eat all of it, and then when you ask them about it, they’ll act like a drug dealer being questioned by the cops about a murder. YOU: So, did you see the Cheez- its that were in the cabinet? THEM: Cheez- its? YOU: Yeah, cheez- its, cheesy snacks, look kind of like wheat thins. You know what they are. THEM: OH. Nah, don’t know what happened to them. YOU: But they were here earlier, and now they’re gone.
THEM: That’s unfortunate. Maybe they’re just missin’. Notice: We are a community based organization dedicated to the implementation of fair and consistent guidelines in all California counties as a safe harbor from. I know you did it you son of a bitch! The Party Guy. Every night this guy comes home at five in the morning, with a group of people that all look like the fourth picture in a twelve picture “Faces Of Meth” montage. If the sound of the music blasting doesn’t wake you up, the drunk woman stumbling in to your room and attempting to f*& k her boyfriend on the bed you’re sleeping on does. Inevitably you have to walk out into the living room, and turn down the music, and everyone looks at you like they’re a group of graduate students and you just told them you “don’t really care for Arrested Development.” You tell your roommate you have to be up in two hours, and they’re like “Oh, no way, okay, totally sorry. We’ll turn this down.” Then you head back to your room, and you clearly hear through the wall, your roommate saying “just wait like two minutes and then we’ll pump that shit up again.”6. The Borrower. They borrow everything from you, and either lose it or use it for something it wasn’t supposed to be used for, leaving you saying things like “It’s cool you borrowed my copy of Shawshank Redemption, but I’d rather you didn’t use it to hold up your dresser. It’s not really a load bearing DVD.” You don’t want to look like an asshole, but before you know it, you’re gingerly asking them to BORROW BACK the things you lent them. As soon as I buy new toothpaste, I’ll bring it right back.” “Hmmm, I kind of need it tonight and there’s not much left.” “Okay, cool, no worries.”5. The Gamer. Everyone likes to kick back and blow off some steam and playing video games. But nothing is more annyoing than sharing an apartment’s only television with someone who’s surgically attached to his Xbox and/or PS3. Because the only thing lamer than always playing video games, is having to watch someone always play video games. The problem is, hardcore gamers don’t sleep, or seem to have regular jobs. Which means you’re getting woken up by him screaming into a headset at a seven- year- old in Poland about how his Warlock totally annihilated by his cleric. Or when you get home from work and you just want to watch some mindless TV, but he’s playing Madden by himself so he can . Or when you just want to watch the Super Bowl and he . Can you listen to the first half on the radio? I’m sure it’s online somewhere. Couch Potato Remember how you used to like sitting on your couch? Remember how it used to not smell like rotten guacamole? Remember when it wasn’t covered in what looks like various dried bodily fluids and sweat stains? Well those days are over, now that you’re living with a Couch Potato. The Couch Potato roommate is usually a combo roommate, meaning that the Couch Potato will most likely also be The Gamer, The Dead Beat, or (worst of all) The Guy Who’s Girlfriend is Always Over. Either way, this couch is his new home, and there’s no moving him once he’s established it as his territory. Your best plan of action now is to position a garbage can nearby, get a fresh bottle of Febreeze, and learn to like Law & Order (all of them), because he who controls the couch controls the television, and that SVU shit is like Couch Potato heroin. The Guy Whose Girlfriend Is Always Over When you’re roommate is in a relationship, it’s like you’re in a relationship, too. Except you only get the shit parts of having a girlfriend. You’re always hanging out with her, she’s eating your food and she’s taking up your spot on the couch, but you don’t get to have sex with her. And somehow, you end up watching Grey’s Anatomy because she wants to because you’re roommate wants to watch it because he wants to keep having sex with her. The Slob. After the slob is done cooking, your kitchen looks like someone raped a barbecue chicken sandwich. Anal Retentive. Maybe this person was raised in a strict household. Maybe at some point they were thrown into the back of a garbage truck, and they’ve been freaked out by messiness ever since. Freud would say that at some point in their childhood they had to hold in a huge dump, and that magically turned into obsessive- compulsive disorder. Whatever the reasoning, there are some people who are anal retentive neat- freaks, and this can translate into a roommate nightmare. To compound the issue, most anal- retentive people are passive aggressive, so they won’t express frustration and resentment over having to wash your two dirty dishes in the sink to satisfy their twisted psychological disorder. After about 7 months, though, all of their frustration will build into a repressed volcano of bitter rage, and eventually they will go ballistic over something completely inane, leaving you to calm the situation down by saying something like “Dude. Sorry, I didn’t know we had separate sponges for the dishes and the counter.” Unfortunately, you’ll still have five months left on your one- year lease. Adriana Lima insists she doesn't diet for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Adriana Lima is just a week away from walking in her 1. Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, but when it comes to prepping for the highly- anticipated event, she insists that she doesn't make any drastic changes to her already healthy diet. The 3. 5- year- old mother- of- two showed off her grueling boxing workouts at Aerospace High Performance Center in New York City on Monday, and while she said she ends up focusing on toning different body parts each year, her nutrition stays the same.'I change the food, but not my diet,' the Victoria's Secret Angel told Daily Mail Online. Role model: Adriana Lima insisted that she doesn't change diet ahead of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show because she eats healthy, balanced meals all year round. Fighting shape: The Victoria's Secret Angel, who is an avid boxer, said she is inspired by boxers and athletes such as Muhammad Ali'I'm always ready. I don't change really anything,' she added. The proud mom noted that her eldest daughter has even been to one of the show's rehearsals before. The 3. 5- year- old mother- of- two showed off her grueling boxing workouts at Aerospace High Performance Center in New York City on Monday. Train like an Angel: Adriana's trainer, Aerospace co- founder Michael Olajide, is pictured walking the model through a jump rope routine The Brazilian beauty is an avid boxer, and when it comes to her own fitness inspirations, she named boxing stars such as Muhammad Ali and Manny Pacquiao. You know, every athlete, I really get inspired by them because I understand how much work and discipline they put into it,' she said. This year, Adriana said she focused a lot on her abs, her legs, and her 'boom boom'. Working up a sweat: When she is shadowboxing, Adriana makes sure to engage her entire body, including her core Versatile: 'You can do shadowboxing in your bathroom — anywhere really,' she said of the move Something is better than nothing! The model suggests that people who don't have a lot of time to workout should try to do pushups, burpees, and short 1. That's what you call it in Brazil,' she said of the slang term for buttocks. Although Adriana may be a seasoned veteran when it comes to the brand's annual show, she admitted that it can still be nerve- racking because it gets bigger every year. She is pictured on set with fellow Angel Lais Ribeiro'We indulge — in my case hot chocolate, croissants, and pizza — and we have a good time,' she said. As for those who hope to one day have Adriana's chiseled abs, the model insisted that when it comes to fitness doing something is always better than nothing.'You can do burpees wherever you go. You can do shadowboxing in your bathroom — anywhere really,' she said before suggesting pushups as another great option for when you are on the go. It is better than nothing.'. Golf Lessons at Torrey Pines with Michael Major, PGAI’ve been teaching golfers from beginners to touring professionals, collegiate players to accomplished amateurs and our local junior to Hollywood celebrities. 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